The only things missing from the Harris-Walz traveling mercy show are jugglers, acrobats, midgets, and clowns on unicycles. Tiananmen Tim is the perfect carnival barker for this production.
It’s all about the base, the base. Lie to your face, with my pronouns and race.
Ain’t nothing but a hustle and a chase, and a real disgrace
How I lied about Joe so I could take his place.People laughing with me – people laughing at me
Media on my side – worth 20 points you see
I spew nonsense and toss word salads
Nontheless I’m still validMuted mic – turn out the lights
Keep ‘em in the dark – too afraid to fight
I’m the Dorito bandito – yes indeed
Drink a little wine – Smoke a little weed
- Only 16 letters separate Obama from Osama
- Laughter is the best medicine, but it won’t help me to swallow that mess Kamala is trying to shove down my throat.
Aggravation, frustration, anticipation, high inflation, stagnation, damnation, no vacation, damnimmigration, education, insubordination, coronation, thoughts of secession, too much aggression, give me indigestion, without question and no confession.
Still owe for yesterday,
today won’t pay,
can’t borrow from tomorrow,
because it has no say.
Alas, there is no joy in voting for such!
